Posts Tagged ‘Natural Boobs’
Ashley has giant natural 32JJ boobs AND a pretty face
You know what I never noticed about Ashley? She has a very pretty face. I mean, usually I am just staring at her giant natural 32JJ tits and thinking about all the nasty things I want to do to (or on) them but once I actually looked past her sweater meat I saw she is a very attractive girl. Hell, maybe she even has a good personality. Holy shit, wouldn’t that be novel? A hot chick with massive natural tits and a good personality! While we are going in the fantasy direction, what if she read comics, played video games and watched Sci-Fi movies? Uhnnn I just nutted in my pantaloons….
Christy Marks plays on the beach with her huge boobs
Here’s a nice sunny beach photo set for all you people who are already hating the winter weather. Christy Marks, and her over sized natural boobs, meets up with another equally busty babe and they take turns rubbing sun tan lotion all over their mammoth mamms. See, this pisses me off. Where are girls like this when I go to the beach? All I ever see are old fat ladies with black and white print one-piece bathing suits that make them look like beached cows but keep on insisting “it’s supposed to be dalmatian print!”. Maybe I should stop going to the beach with my family.
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Miss HowardTV – Brenda for SHOW Magazine
A lot of you may know Brenda from the Howard Stern show when she was given the title Miss HowardTV back in March. Since I don’t listen to Howard I was instead exposed to the voluptuous Jersey Girl via the amazing pictures in SHOW Magazine. Her giant natural boobs and beautiful face blew my mind instantly! If you don’t read SHOW Magazine, the last great men’s mag on the newsstands , then you are really missing out on the hottest babes on the planet. Never fear though, click on the link below to check out the magazine’s official website where you can read every back issue online and see exclusive uncensored pictures they couldn’t print. Who’s your number one source for hotness? That’s right, this guy!
Lucy C has giant boobs and a tight body
There are two types of big boob lovers. The first type is “The Bigger The Better Who Cares About The Body”: these people just like monster tits and don’t care about the shape of them or the body they come with. The second type is “The Big Boob Connoisseur”: these guys have a taste for the finner things in boobdom, they don’t need the boobs to be extreme but they also care about the shape of them and the chick said mamms are attached to. I fall into the latter category – I love big boobs but I don’t want them, or the girl they are resting on, to be too sloppy. Lucy C should appeal more to the Big Boob Connoisseur too because she has a nice tight body and her tits still have a great shape to them. Lets face it though, that haircut isn’t doing her any favors but at least one’s hairstyle can change. A fatty is usually always a fatty and Lucy C is no fatty.
Today I am thankful for Ashley’s giant tits
It’s Thanksgiving and here is what I am thankful for today. I am thankful for Ashley’s giant natural 32JJ tits. I am thankful for the invention of Flash Video so I can watch said tits in motion. I am thankful for the great people at Candy Girl Cash who keep putting out awesome content of Ashley and Dors Feline for me to jerk off to. Finally I am thankful for being a dude because I get to watch football and drink beer whilst other people make me food today…at least that’s how I’m told Thanksgiving works.
I heart nip slips
It’s a sign that you have been looking at naked chicks for way too long when you get turned on by what you can’t see. Damn, I love a good areola slip. I don’t even have to see the whole nipple to be turned on, in fact if I did see the whole thing I might not be as turned on. That’s why I love Southern Brooke so much. Besides having giant boobs she teases the surfer instead of showing everything which makes shots like this much hotter. It’s also a sign that you have been in the porn industry too long when your arousal trigger is so complicated. Next I’ll be turned on specifically by chicks in full winter clothing hiding behind a tree in the forest 100 yards away.
Carmen Kees is vying for pole position in my spank bank
I’ve always had a thing for redheads growing up, probably because my first girlfriend in 8th grade was a ginger. Now that I am in my 30′s my infatuation has waned a bit but every now and again I’ll see a hot redhead babe and the old fetish will be rekindled. Carmen Kees is a perfect example of this. I’ve posted about her a couple times and every time I do she moves up the list of chicks I spank to on a regular basis. Her combination of curves, fair skin and meaty breasts all add to the allure but it’s Carmen’s red hair that does it for me in end.
Sofi for Met-Art has perfect tits
I think the title pretty much says it all. Sofi does have absolutely perfect tits. From the shape of them to the nipple size and color those boobs are flawless. I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that jazz but come on, Sofi’s tits are universally amazing. Even if you are one of them “small boob lovers” you would have to take notice of those puppies. Now if only there were someway to scientifically judge the perfection of ones boobs. Damn Albert Einstein for spending so much time studying the theory of relativity instead of studying the theory of boobativity… OK, that was officially the wost joke ever in the history of the world.


















