Archive for the ‘Hotness’ Category
Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?
I’m like Indiana Jones in one regard, and it’s not because I have an Asian side-kick named Short Round, I hate snakes. They freak me out man. My hat’s off to Terka though for being able to sit through a whole photo shoot with that big ass boa wrapped around her. I sure as hell couldn’t do it but then again I am also not a hot blonde babe with big boobs so I doubt that the peeps at Watch 4 Beauty will be asking me to shoot with them any time soon.
Click here to see Terka with a big ass snake for Watch 4 Beauty
Today I am thankful for Ashley’s giant tits
It’s Thanksgiving and here is what I am thankful for today. I am thankful for Ashley’s giant natural 32JJ tits. I am thankful for the invention of Flash Video so I can watch said tits in motion. I am thankful for the great people at Candy Girl Cash who keep putting out awesome content of Ashley and Dors Feline for me to jerk off to. Finally I am thankful for being a dude because I get to watch football and drink beer whilst other people make me food today…at least that’s how I’m told Thanksgiving works.
I heart nip slips
It’s a sign that you have been looking at naked chicks for way too long when you get turned on by what you can’t see. Damn, I love a good areola slip. I don’t even have to see the whole nipple to be turned on, in fact if I did see the whole thing I might not be as turned on. That’s why I love Southern Brooke so much. Besides having giant boobs she teases the surfer instead of showing everything which makes shots like this much hotter. It’s also a sign that you have been in the porn industry too long when your arousal trigger is so complicated. Next I’ll be turned on specifically by chicks in full winter clothing hiding behind a tree in the forest 100 yards away.
Carmen Kees is vying for pole position in my spank bank
I’ve always had a thing for redheads growing up, probably because my first girlfriend in 8th grade was a ginger. Now that I am in my 30′s my infatuation has waned a bit but every now and again I’ll see a hot redhead babe and the old fetish will be rekindled. Carmen Kees is a perfect example of this. I’ve posted about her a couple times and every time I do she moves up the list of chicks I spank to on a regular basis. Her combination of curves, fair skin and meaty breasts all add to the allure but it’s Carmen’s red hair that does it for me in end.
Sofi for Met-Art has perfect tits
I think the title pretty much says it all. Sofi does have absolutely perfect tits. From the shape of them to the nipple size and color those boobs are flawless. I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that jazz but come on, Sofi’s tits are universally amazing. Even if you are one of them “small boob lovers” you would have to take notice of those puppies. Now if only there were someway to scientifically judge the perfection of ones boobs. Damn Albert Einstein for spending so much time studying the theory of relativity instead of studying the theory of boobativity… OK, that was officially the wost joke ever in the history of the world.
Dors Feline’s massive tits in motion – Flash Video
You guys asked for it and here it is, Dors Feline Flash Video! Sweet Fancy Moses, it’s one thing to write about her massive 34K natural boobs and another to actually see them moving around. I mean really, there is nothing at all worth writing that can possibly do those monsters in motion justice so I will just save myself some time and let you sit back and enjoy the show.
Click here to see more Dors Feline’s massive 34K boobs in motion
Dream of Ashley – Dream of Natural 32JJ Boobs!
What can I possibly say here that you can’t get from looking at the picture above? I mean, fuck! Ashley has natural 32JJ boobs! Those monster mammaries are almost as big as Dors Feline’s killer cans. When you join Dream of Ashley you get access to hundreds of exclusive photos, weekly updates, beautiful hi-res movies and the ability to chat live with Ashley. Truth be told, all of these features are fairly standard for a nude-solo-girl website but what isn’t standard is Ashley’s massive 32JJ natural tits! Big boob lovers can rejoice, Dream of Ashley is everything you’ve been looking for.
Click here to see more of Ashley’s enormous natural 32JJ tits.
Natali looks kinda like Lady Gaga but with a bigger rack
Is it just me or does Natali for Watch4beauty look sorta like Lady Gaga but with bigger boobies? I guess it’s the hairstyle and her round face that’s making me draw the comparison. Fortunately for us Natali is a lot hotter than the pop star and has an rockin’ body to boot! It’s amazing that she’s that thin and still has some rather big natural boobs. I guess it’s those Eastern European genes she has to thank for that.

















